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Motivated Trading Company

The World's best & most uplifting Trading Group, the Family where all Traders belong.

I joined the Motivated Trading Company last month & never looked back!

The Motivated Trading Company helped me make back all of my trading losses & more!

The Motivated Trading Company encouraged me to believe in myself & trust my gut more!

by OptionsTrader November 26, 2021


Negative Elixer Trade

A negative elixer trade is an exchange of goods that is decidedly non-sided. This is derived from the popular mobile game clash royale, where the currency used to buy troops in battles is called elexir- if you expend too much and get little back, it is considered a negative elixer trade.

"Oh necromancy for 5 elixer? That's such a scam, huge negative elixer trade"

by AliasGoesHere June 18, 2023


Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 2, 2018


blockbuster trade

you're about to receive possibly the worst trade known to man in fantasy football

"Liam I just sent you a blockbuster trade!"

by jecoch08 September 21, 2022


Triangle Trade

The act of taking a hit from a bong and passing it person to person in a group of three as to form a triangle (not gay)

"dude let's do the triangle trade."

"Last night me and the homies did the triangle trade"

by Skullfacev September 8, 2019


Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.

Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.

by Wide Mouth November 27, 2012


Scissor trade

When two men scissor in the right position so that their penises go into each other’s butts.

1: “Hey dude, you wanna scissor trade with me?”

2: “I’m glad we were scissor trading yesterday.”

by Jakrispy October 2, 2023