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Jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip.
My drive was terrible until I decided to get a travel jack in on I-95
A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.
Travel wanking is a wank on the go.
I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.
Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!
A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
When you remind someone of your latest vacation trip with the intention of appearing cooler and/or already over a new international experience.
I'm starving, let's go get some colombian empanadas!
I'll go with you, but I won't be having any. I just came back from Colombia...
Did Claudia just travel drop her last vacation!?