A Jew whomst gang gangs everyday, blows smoke like fog machine and flexes on niggas with a beat of Timb wallet
"Is that THE nigga Tristan?"
"Hell yeah gang shit"
tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed
girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape
girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad
Tristan is a asshole and you never wanna be friends with him or have him as a boyfriend cause he is a puppy dog and will follow you around everywhere DONT DATE A TRISTAN . He will always pick on your flaws and will make fun of you he is very very very annoying and mean and uglyyyyy affffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl1: Ew is Tristan boyfriend
Girl 2: yeahhh I love him
Girl1: ew gross dump in while you can he’s ugly and mean
Girl2: okay I’ll dump his ugly ass!!
A amazing person he will care for you and be there for you every step of the way he is a loyal person he is not a “hoe” he is funny caring and dumb nice at ball he has a great personality and if you wake him up out his sleep he’s gonna get on BT when he gets into a relationship he likes to watch movies cuddle and chill and hang out with you and etcc…
Tristan is the best person you will ever meet. he will turn you on like a light switch and you will never feel the same again. he is the most attractive person on the planet.
when I meet Tristan I felt my virginity leave my body.
The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.
Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!
Cool, tall and generally underdeveloped brain but yet he's smart
You are so dumb that you are almost Tristan