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A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!
other man: oh my goodness valentine
Cherry is an extremely talented drag queen from drag race uk season 2. Extremely sweet or insanely talented than cherry. Cherry absolutely deserves the entire world and more. If you want to think of perfection, just think of cherry. Cherry absolutely oozes talent in every little thing she’s done and everyone can’t wait to see what’s next #streamaesthetic
do you want to see perfection? just look at cherry valentine
when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
yea you know isabelle denise valentine shes a stupid brat
A sex act when someone shits on your chest
Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine