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A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
Valentine’s Day
Other day to be alone
And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…
Someone: Why are you crying?
Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏
An Emo boy who writes books about gay people
Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!
This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.
Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**
Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**
Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**
Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?