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When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”
Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.
Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.
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when a vampire flies through your window when your sleeping and you wake up with a sore ass.
good night, dont let the anal vampires bite.
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kind of like a french kiss, but you bite each other's tounge and exchange blood.
I was makeing out with this guy when all of the sudden he gave me a vampire kiss.
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A man and a woman were kissing when the man gave the woman a hickey. That is a "Vampire Bite".
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A type of blowjob that is common in the vampire community where one or more small cuts are made in the skin and then the woman gives the man a blowjob and at the same time sucking blood out of it.
Have you had a vampire blowjob?
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after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)
i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!
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