Vampire Pigs

Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.

Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.

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anal vampire

when a vampire flies through your window when your sleeping and you wake up with a sore ass.

good night, dont let the anal vampires bite.

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vampire kiss

kind of like a french kiss, but you bite each other's tounge and exchange blood.

I was makeing out with this guy when all of the sudden he gave me a vampire kiss.

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Vampire Bite

To give someone a hickey.

A man and a woman were kissing when the man gave the woman a hickey. That is a "Vampire Bite".

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Vampire blowjob

A type of blowjob that is common in the vampire community where one or more small cuts are made in the skin and then the woman gives the man a blowjob and at the same time sucking blood out of it.

Have you had a vampire blowjob?

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sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

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vagina vampire

A overly-confident female who tries to take over and steal someone's boyfriend, based on her feelings for the guy (and the lack of feelings toward any "friends" that may be involved with the guy). The term is often used because the female may act violent and vampire-like in achieving her goal, which is often fueled by stimulation in her love box.

Kate: Dang, that new girl comes in here acting like she's someone important and now she's trying to steal my man!
Beth: Who, Veronica?
Kate: Yeah. Veronica the vagina vampire.

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