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Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.
"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."
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ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.
* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/
To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.
(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."
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It's quite simple. They took garbage and molded it into a state. It's kinda like a shittier Florida...and that's pretty damn hard to beat.
Bob: Dude, I have to go to Virginia
Mike: Man that actually sucks...I hate the State of Virginia
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A tiny town in WV that is the dirty redneck ghetto of Marshall county. It's where all the hill trash that can't afford to live on Roberts Ridge or Fish Creek live. Now overrun with pipeliners and stupid gas workers. A place where society is just dirtier that that rest of the county, trashy women and drunk redneck guys. A place to highly avoid when In Marshall county.
"Hey I'm going to Dallas"
"Cool, Dallas Texas?"
"No Dallas West Virginia"
"Dude you are fucked..."
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Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.
We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!
The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.
West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.
An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.
I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.