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Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.
Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.
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When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
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when you crap on someone's laptop keyboard and close the lid
I left you a QWERTY waffle for lunch.
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An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"
Mission complete.
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the game in which a group of males sit around a table with a waffle in the middle. the goal of the game is to jack-off onto the waffle while not be that last to cum. whoever is that last to cum on the waffle, or fails to cum onto the waffle must eat it.
a grand pasttime of lonely guys is the waffle game
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The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.
"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?"
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
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1.First made up by a Ouchemoma through Counter strike source
2. Came from roffl(rolling on the floor f*cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle.
3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle
Example one:Ouchemoma: Everyone press f10 to get uber low lag?
Vivaldi:sweet low LAG*presses f10*
Vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user)
Ouchemoma:roffl my waffle what a nub
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