When your ass is sore from sitting on a wallet in your pocket.
"My ass is sore from a wallet sore"
Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.
Nina= Ugh my boyfriend only bought me a coach bag
Angie= hes being a wallet lol
No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack
Bro-1: how was your night?
Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet