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When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.
Wanna come over and hump me like ricky the walrus
When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.
"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"
"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"
"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"
"Ew"
The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.
Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.
The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.
Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.
When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
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Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...
As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?
They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.