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A man wearing half a watermelon on his head.
Herbie Hancock, Jean Paul Mallah, Tristyn Henderson, Watermelon Man.
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WATERMELON SUGAR
watermelon sugar is a metaphor for pussy, harry styles wrote a song about pussy & it flew right over your moms head <3
watermelon sugar = coochie
that watermelon sugar is to die for.
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noun.
--a blanket that is either wet or soggy and has the tendency to float in syrup
verb.
--the act of using said blanket to whip a wench
adjective.
--wet, soggy, syrupy
noun.
--man, look at that that watermelon sit there and do...nothing
verb.
--dude let's watermelon that wench
adjective.
--hey, get out of here. you are too watermelon for me.
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When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".
Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.
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a cute fluffy stuffed animal that is shaped like a watermelon, and is the kindest most amazing watermelon you will ever meet
Wow, that bob watermelon is so cute!
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