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Compton wedding cake

Cornbread

When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake

by You:909 January 14, 2023


Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube March 21, 2011


Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.

Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.

by Nastykitty1981 May 31, 2015


Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020