The pink crayon in the crayola pack
MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!
When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
Anyone who a man would have sex with.
Yeah, she's wienerable.
The first time you ate a big long wiener
Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001
When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.
She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.
Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.
The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"