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A married man who created a religion in order to have guilt-free sex with his 16 year old housekeeper. He wrote a book which contains the phrase "and it came to pass" hundreds of times, because he was an uneducated man who tried to copy the style of the Bible and couldn't write very well. Although he practiced polygamy and he is the most important person in the Mormon religion, Mormons today are very against polygamy because a long time ago the church decided it needed to stop in order to gain acceptance among people. Don't be fooled. Mormon heaven involves polygamy, their prophet was a polygamist, and if they could have continued marrying multiple 12 year old girls and fucking them (as they did in the past and as fundamentalist Mormons continue to do to this day, seriously) you can bet your ass they would.
Joseph Smith created a cult, but his followers will tell you it is just as legitimate as any other religion. Except for the fact that all the world's scientists will tell you that New Mexico was not the cradle of civilization, and there is absolutely no evidence of Israelis in ancient America. Sorry, Joseph Smith had no idea of modern science when he was making up this crock of garbage.
Mormons aren't bad people, but they are stupid for believing in this gigantic load of bullshit. They also believe non-white people were cursed by God.
Joseph Smith was a prophet, dumb da-dumb-dumb-dumb
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The real name of popular rapper Busta Rhymes.
Trevor Smith? Ah I think you mean Busta Rhymes.
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Miss Smith is a fat school teacher who is the biggest dyke in the whole world. you will never meet a teacher with the flattest ass, smallest feet, most messed up teeth, tiniest hands, and the weirdest looking oompa loompa you will ever see. in other words she is a fat lonley oompa loompa dyke who lives alone with her pussys and doggies and humps them all night...yea
Oh my God did you see Miss. Smith today, She was starin down that dyke ref and you could tell she was undressing her with her eyes. Miss smith LIKES TO LOOK AT PEOPLES ASSES AND BOOBS only girls though..
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Smith College is not a girls school with men it is a women's college without boys.
Smithies are the most successful women in the universe.
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A small place in AL, between two cities that they tried to make important, but the only thing it is really known for is its' meth usage.
driver- "DANG! I blinked.. we just passed Smiths station, hold on and I'll turn around."
Passenger- "hurry the hell up! I need my shit!"
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1.A disorder used to describe a filmer who turns the camera away from the event and films him self talking about the event that is happening.
1.A disorder used to describe a stunt man/women who over acts or is "melodramatic" when he/she is performing a stunt.
1.Roy:turns camera away from fight there is a fight going on, were down at the skate park, as you can see I'm wearing ect...
Ben:Dude, c'mon dude point the camera the fight man, no one wants to hear what your wearing you Smith Syndrome having mother fucker.
2.Roy:gets hit with stick owww, owww, owww man fuck, owww god that hurts, owww fuck.
Ben:Are you gonna shut up or are you gonna keep bitching
Roy:Dude that was insane
Roy:Dude your suffering from Smith Syndrome bro.
Ben:
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