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A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.
Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.
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An unbelievably corny rap group hailing from Florida that ruined a great Sidney Samson song. Consisting of a member that looks like a nerdy, down-syndromed Derron Williams and another who looks like a homeless Emmanuel Adebayor.
*Slits wrist after listening to Wizard Sleeve*
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The appearance of an uncircumcised penis, with the extra foreskin wrinkled around the tip.
Man, Carmen really enjoyed playing with my Wizard Sleeve last night.
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Wizard AIDS is an M.T.D, or a magically transmitted disease. Wizard AIDS is acquired by means of evil sorcerer inflicting it onto a person with a curse, and its can kill you within 5-70 years. Wizard AIDS is only susceptible to children, around the ages of 10-14. Unlike AIDS, Wizard AIDS was invented by the evil sorcerer Andrew of Setten on February 9, 2010. Some people with this disease actually come out with new powers, like the ability to sense sorcerers in disguise, and can inflict instantly fatal cases of Wizard AIDS with pure will. Some people call Wizard AIDS Waids.
Person 1: "Where's Tom?"
Person 2: "Oh, he died from Wizard AIDS yesterday."
Person 1: "But didn't Teddy survive with new powers?"
Person 2: "That only happens to 1 in a million people."
Person 1: "Oh, well sorry about Tom."
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when a womans vagina droops down it is described as a wizards sleeve due to its widening.
Why katie what a big wizard sleeve you have, well Tom, when you're as old and have had as much sex as i have, thats what happens
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Very flappy or dangly lips of a vagina.
Her wizard sleeve reminded me of the lips of a dog, so I couldn't pursue her orgy.
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a woman who "gets around". a wizard's sleeve resembles the subject's vagina, much in the way a dog with a too much face looks when attacked with a hairdryer
*can also be applied to other parts of the body
stevie nicks is a wizard sleeve
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