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v. Quick, fast and in a hurry.
I'll be there to get you in a New York Minute.
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The shittiest team in the NHL. Have won just 1 stanley cup in the last 79 years. had a 54 year cup drought, and only have 4 stanley cups in 90 years. Their fans think they will win the cup every year but they always fuck it up.
Dumbass ranger fan: THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! WE'RE WINNING THE CUP!
Anyone with a brain: lol the new york rangers suck dumbass.
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When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and swiftly clasps hands over her nose and mouth, and then says something as "Hey, I have herpes..." Which will then most likely force it to come out of the small holes in her eyes.
"Dude... I gave my Girlfriend a New York firedragon last night."
"Did she dump you?"
"No... she's dead..."
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A codeword used by politicians or business people to mean New Jersey, without giving up the distinction of New York City.
The new taxis will be finished in the New York area, Our offices are based out of the New York area.
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The only place on earth to be...EVER
* i love you for life, NY
"So how long have you lived in NYC?"
"Seventeen years, but I had no life before then, so basically, my whole life"
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The New Jersey of New York State.
Hanging out in Greece, New York is like visiting New Jersey complete with douches drinking Heinekens and showing off their "New Haircuts."
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The New York Waste, a free underground newspaper that’s been around since 1997 specializing in Punk & Rock’n’Roll and the lifestyle that surrounds it.
Stuff like Motorhead, the Ramones, The Bullys, to unsigned local independent acts and gigs, places you pay 5 bucks or less to get in. It is known to give bands their first reviews. The NY Waste has even reviewed demos.
Contributors consist of a bunch of crazy writers, cartoonists, photographers, and the New York Waste is known to have published their first works. Some have even carried on to get noted jobs.
The New York Waste could be known as the first step on the ladder…
"Thank God for the New York Waste" Jayne County
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