you're dad lesbian

An epic comeback to "you're mom gay"

Jeff: You're mom gay
Jake: You're dad lesbian
Jeff: *dies*

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You're Too Slow

A phrase that's become quite popular - a meme, to be more accurate.
To put it simply, its a side taunt that Sonic says in the game Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

"You're too slow! C'mon, step it up!" - Sonic The Hegdehog, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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You're so weird

You're so funny and I would probably bang you but, I'm going to make you put all the effort it for it.

Girl- HAHAHA you're so weird

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Until You're burger

Fighting until you're bloody and smashed up like ground beef...Its a compliment meaning you dont give up until you've been completely fucked up...Origins are from the movie and/or book Fight Club

(guy 1)Fuck man i got fucked up...i need stitches inside my lip and i got a hole in my cheek

(guy2)Yea why did you fight until You're burger?....the guy was way bigger than you

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you're so annoying

When someone says this to you in a joking matter they appreciate you and your presence in their life. You're important to them and you make them laugh and smile. You have a bigger impact than you think and they're trying to hide it along with hiding their happiness.

Person 1: This is dumb
Person 2" "this is dumb" (mocking)
Person 1: You're so annoying!

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you're a cunt

The funniest hypocritical statement of his life

(When he gets offended over a joke even though he actively mocks what i do in my life)

You do woodwork as course then i mock him over his operator status then says you're a cunt

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You're still on the property

One of Jeffree Star's lipsticks based on his video with Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams . When they got kicked out of Walmart the security guard kept saying it even in the parking lot.

"You're still on the property I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"But we're in the parking lot."
"It's still on our property."
"What's not your property? Olive Garden?!"