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To attempt to fool or trick someone, usually in jest.
Bob to Bill: There's Tyrone. Let's jack his berry.
Bob: Yo Ty, your car was just stolen!
Tyrone: Don't jack my berry.
Bill: Just kidding! But I did your girlfriend at the no-tell motel.
Tyrone: That slut!
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its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close
dude look i can pencil dick jack
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Just Jack January aka Blue balls month
Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".
In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january
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An exquistite way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. Many have elaborate designs. They bring wonder and fright to all who view them.
scary pumpkin...scary pumpkin....scary pumpkin..........funny pumpkin....jack-o-lantern
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nothing jewish bout that, you just described driving in jersey
"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"
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a famous actor that stared in 'IT' that deceived many people into thinking he was a sweet caring and innocent person, instead he is an abusive man that lies and cheats on women.
person 1:*2020* hes so sweet
person 1: *july 2021* istg im going to kill this whore he fucking abused cylia and other people
jack dylan grazer: ALL LIES!!
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Ok, let's break this one down... The sheer lack of understanding and respect for the English language spreading like a stupid wildfire is making me sick.
1) to jack something is slang for "to steal."
2) swag is common slang for "stuff we all get." Generally speaking, the big bag of random and mostly useless crap you get at a convention of sorts.
Therefore, "jack my swag" quite literally means to "steal my bag of swag (stuff we all get)"
Though, the unfortunate truth of the matter is, this is what people who don't think about what words coming out of their mouths think means "jack my swagger" or to "steal my style".
For example, this might be used at a comic book convention and some fat sweat kid might exclaim "Hey that guy just jacked my swag!" Or some 13 year old girl with a clear misunderstanding of how the English language works and doesn't understand that you don't just abbreviate words at will, might say "jack my swag" as part of her auto-tuned music video expressing her distaste of other people wearing the same jeans. Clearly her strong sense of entitlement under her rich daddy umbrella is completely warranted and supported.
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