like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

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when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

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Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.

"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

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Sweting like a pedo in court

Cornish Slang Cornwall England) to swet like hell)

Boy A I'm sweting like a pedo in court
Boy B well u would if u have been playing football(English Football)

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bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007

"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"

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avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

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smells like the ass of an ass

used to explain a horrible smell surpassing the smell of Dane cook's ass

dude:bro macy threw up!

bro:i know dude it smells like the ass of an ass

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