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Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car
Me and the Chinese girl did the Asian cat.
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A Nickname for a girl who is Sickly, Poor and Homeless without a family to call her own. Usually stuck living in the slums of dirty cities and hanging out around filthy dumpsters in alleyways.
“I was walking Downtown and ran into Aly Cat, Now I’m covered in Fleas!”
“Beware of the city at night, Aly Cat is running the streets!”
“Someone call Animal Control! Aly Cat is rabid and foaming at the mouth!”
When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.
It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.
I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.
When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.
Stop cat whispering you weirdo
Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.
I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.
Cats being milked aggressively at a Harry Potter themed wedding for butter beer. While the couple sneaks of and has sex yelling “ ima shit on these walls ray”.
Omg that wedding had some HARD cat nippling happening behind the bar!