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When your girl (or guy) reaches over and gives you a hand job while you're driving.
Last night on the way home from the show my girl reached over and gave me chicken wing!
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a saying that will mess some one up if they are doing something of some concetration, they will have to think about what you just said, because you don't put fried chicken in clam chowder, and they will mess up
like if a person is taking a free through in (bball) and you say fired chicken clam chowder as they through it, the ball will not make it in the hoop cuz of the distraction.
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the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
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A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.
Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!
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When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.
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An exclamation used by a douche bag from Salisbury University. It is generally used where a simple "sweet" or "cool" would suffice! If this person uses this exclamation one more time, it may result in the future use of a wheel chair!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: I just realized that I'm an immature faggot!
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An un-intelligent,narrow minded friend who is annoying,and obnoxious.
Quit being such a Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk.
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