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Alright, so John Michael likes to go by John.. He may seem "not that bad" when you first get to know him, but then you realize there is a reason for that cover-up..... John is really flirtatious and in all honesty, he's really dirty minded. He likes getting high, and to be honest, I like being around him when he's high. He's cool and fun to hang out with, but sometimes he gets a little too flirty with me.. He likes using any of your kinks or sexual interests against you, and he goes too far with them, often. Not going to lie, he's a pretty good dick size, maybe about 8", but don't let that be all you're taking interest in him for. After seeing the way he acts around people he likes, and being his friend and all of that, I think that I can tell you that he's truly an amazing guy at heart, and once he likes a girl, it's not for their body, it's for their personality. He loves a cherishes every moment with her and wishes that those moments would never end. Anyways, if you ever meet him, I highly recommend being friends with the guy, and maybe in the future, being more would be a necessity.
"Oh my god, John Michael flirts beyond too much! He likes getting too physical with his friends, y'know?"
"Oh, god, not this conversation, again..."
"What? He does it a lot!"
Enjoyment and constant partying.
Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend
I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
Small guy but huge heart! Has a bigger hammer than thor. Rejects all the ladies because he has to many to choose from. He is an all around good guy and will do anything for his friends and family. The type of guy that will probably win the lottery one day. Amazing at sports and making love! Hairy!
"John-Michael is so sexy!"
"John-Michael nipped a nasty goal!"
"If your looking for John-Michael try your mother's cell number!"
That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.
A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?
The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.