Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

double nut bust

when both testicles pop at the same time

“she kicked me so hard i got a double nut bust

Take him in the nuts

"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-

Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

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numerous nut November

Instead of no nut november numerous nut november is to see how much you can nut in one month

Bro f@&k no nut november i’m doing numerous nut november

Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.

"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."

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