kraft mac 'n' cheese

God's gift to Earth.

Fuck I'm hungry, time to crack open the kraft mac 'n' cheese!

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Chuck E Cheese Pizza

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.

Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.

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Cheese Covered Tack

This is a discription for only THE cheesiest tackiest thing ever!!!!!!!

These song words are like cheese covered tack!

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Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.

"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"

Nigga faggot cheese balls

When a gay black man has smegma surrounding his balls

Mann I seen this dude in a porno and was a big nigga faggot cheese balls

nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket

I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.

Do you like cheese?

The best pickup line a guy can ever use.

"So, uh, do you like cheese?"
"More than almost any other animal by-product."

-- She's the Man

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