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If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage
When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish”
A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
A euphemism used to describe the sounds of a water pipe, in order to circumvent reporting/recording in the Playstation Party Chat.
Bro, listen to this new Fish Tank I just bought
*Rips tube over mic*
to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.
We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.