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When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.
Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.
The pills that make women wanna hop on that, and the straitest of men mega gay
Man, I tried those penis enlargement pills and everybody wanted a piece of me
beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart
Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.
Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.
The act of taking your unsuspecting victim, putting your dick in her ass, then taking her upside-down and slamming her head first on to the floor as hard as possible.
I gave Samantha The Penis Power Slam so hard, her neck snapped and she went in to a coma for 3 years! When she woke up... I did it again!!
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