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A word similar to that of pain and suffering
Bro life has not been doing me well lately.
You are smoking 5 cigars at once ,your doing yourself bad
Nah man it’s lif- AHGHGAGGHGAGGGAHHHGGAGWGAG life
A form of existence where subjects experience normal, live-like behaviours. Only 0.001% of the human population have this strange attribute.
Antonyms: Fortnite, Eugeny, School
Sebastien asked me to get a life.
to Life
verb: to slander, down talk, or give a uncalled for amount of shit to another person, for some small or meaningless reason
other uses: to life, getting lifed, lifing someone
dude 1: so my damn teacher totally fuckin lifed me in front of the whole class today
dude 2: i know he's a dick but why the hell would he life you like that?
dude 1: i dont know, i guess cuz i was late, but it was only like 30 damn seconds
Life is a gift, most of the time a horrible gift. Life could be awesome, then someone ruins it for you.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.
Sad :
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"
Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.
Happy :
Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."
Yippee