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When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.
Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.
A long string of shit straight out the anus
Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass
You're doing the lady in the ass and right when you're about to cum, you take out some hedge clippers a chop off your penis then watch her poop it out with all the poopy blood cum.
You can only do the chop N poop once.
When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.