kraft mac 'n' cheese

God's gift to Earth.

Fuck I'm hungry, time to crack open the kraft mac 'n' cheese!

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Chuck E Cheese Pizza

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.

Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.

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Cheese Covered Tack

This is a discription for only THE cheesiest tackiest thing ever!!!!!!!

These song words are like cheese covered tack!

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Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.

"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"

nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket

I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.

Nigga faggot cheese balls

When a gay black man has smegma surrounding his balls

Mann I seen this dude in a porno and was a big nigga faggot cheese balls

Do you like cheese?

The best pickup line a guy can ever use.

"So, uh, do you like cheese?"
"More than almost any other animal by-product."

-- She's the Man

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