Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts

'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '

Fish drill team

The ultimate way to display your virginity while getting the absolute shit hazed out of you. However you will most likely win a national championship and make norwhich university your bitch

Fish jones: hey are you going to join Fish Drill Team?
Fish smith: hell no I’m not a tool!
Fish jones: thats why no girls want you

Star Fishing

A sexual act of sticking ur complete fist up a pussy then viciously spreading apart your fingers all at once

Sister-oh John ur so hot just stat star fishing me already

Brother-ok Susie..
(Dad joins unintentionally)

Wet Fish

Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.

His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.

wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.