Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.
Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
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A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg
Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
this guy is amazelicious and gorgelicious also refered by as guy *21 * and everyone knows 21 is just amaz and bootyliciouz..like some of yall could never. periodt. end of discussion.
guy 1:i wonder wheres guy 3?
guy 2:yah dude..sameee
guy 4 (whos sooo totally chill and cool):he doesnt refer as guy 3 anymore.
guy 556:DID YOU JUST ASSUME HES PRONOUNS?!?!
guy 2756389357384647:hes refered to as guy *21*
guy 21: omg heyyyy...<3
wheres my mug..?i ORDERED ONE
Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.
Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.