When you're doing your make up and one eye turns out better than the other. The bad eye is what's known as a 'derpy eye'.
I swear no matter what I do, I cannot fix this derpy eye!
An undocumented phenomenon that has apparently been seen in many sources of media or life.
It is still unidentified to this day, but hasn't been seen since.
Did you see it? It was The Eye. Don't stare for too long, it'll stare back into you.
When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?
-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.
Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
Eyes that crinkle up when the person smiles
Jarod has fish eyes when he smiles
It means like if you were staring at someone’s body (specifically their private parts), they would say 'my eyes are up here' so that you look into their eyes while speaking. And its common sense to listen to them and stare directly into their soul /hj
B: *Ogling A’s breasts*
A: Excuse me, my eyes are up here.
B: Oh, sorry!