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The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.
It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.
Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at
Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.
They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.
As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.
Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.
example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
I did a nut job yesterday at work
The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.
That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.