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(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?
Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.
Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.
Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.
A few minutes later:
Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.
The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha