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God of Lastname

Everybody has a lastname and that lastname can be shared among millions across the world. However among the many there can only be one to stand above them all. That person is true god to rule over their specified lastname. Some lastnames that have been identified as gods are : Dr. Davidson, Mr Vita, Mr Ashley and Mrs Cober.

He was revered as a god of lastname due to his incredible power

With the power of spoons Mrs Spooner became the god of all

by Cuthio May 13, 2020


Hex the Serpent God

A sociopathic wannabe YouTuber with a cult following he likes to call the "Snake Coven"
He is a liar, a manipulator and charismatic. Don't trust him. Don't like him. Please

"Hex the Serpent God is a cunt"

by Doctor Charles August 25, 2018


god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020


Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018


gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 16, 2010


Thank God

Typically used in 2 different mannerist styles which can consist of thankful, or a sarcastic style.

Thankful : this tends to be a more religious action which is typically used by those in the Catholic/Christian faith and is often spoken amongst members when you are thankful that something happened; all is going well. This phrase is most typically used by Caucasian and Hispanic members

Sarcastic : this phrase when used in a sarcastic tone can be referred to as “thank god” which is a common analogy for the phrase “you need Jesus” and “find god” used by many Catholic community members. This word is predominantly found in African American/Hispanic households.

Ex.1 thank god that jimmy decided to let us host a party at his house

Ex.2 Jose : I think we should go get wasted

Abby : I don’t think so

Jose : I’ll do it with or without you

Abby : Thank God *cringes*

by UNKNOWN PERSON THAT IS SAD May 27, 2022


Frysauce God

A religious Deity only known to be worshipped in the State of Utah, via the Brotherhood of the Frysauce, believed to be a branch of the Latter Day Saints.

"The Frysauce God is an important figure to the Citizens of Utah."

by Glawowow November 3, 2021