Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.
Touch your dick, something a girl says when she’s turned on or likes you.
Girl: I want to t u d
Boy: okay
A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft
“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”
A unit of measure derived from the decibels of a woman’s moaning (d) and the Squirtage (S-)
She was up to 10,000 Digs (d^S-) ! I must’ve really been diggin in her!
Maya D, is very humble bumble bee. She is very talented, very straight (sadly 🙄) and very awesome. Sometimes she stings, but when she's stinger-less she's fluffy and lovely. She's the type of bee that will NOT LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE, because she'll be your bestie bee for all of eternity. I love Maya D the very humble bumble bee.
Joshy: Do you know Maya D?
Kathy: Of course I know Maya D!
Lilly: She's a beautiful bumble bee!
CUTE OR WATEVER
WINNI and LUIS D are CUTE OR WATEVER!!