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When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Wow I must have puss eye right now
When you're high af and the eyes are squinting
you have sandwich eyes
When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
The ability to find stuff in your purse without looking.
I'm driving in my car and realized it's in my purse. So I reached in my purse with my seeing eye fingers to find it
to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it
Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.
Act of being so stupid that you just feel like making words
Sat was so bored when he was playing halo, that he said AW-EY-AW
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Same thing as "ay" just with an e.
"Eyy, there we go!"
"Ey, that's a pretty good-looking sandwich."