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Life

A vicious cycle of suffering between birth and death perpetuated by the uncontrollable urge to copulate and procreate without limit.

Why would I willingly bring a child into a life of suffering?

by The blorbs June 10, 2017


Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.

"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"

by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019


life

Something you don't have

Person 1: do u have a life
Person 42: unlike u
Everyone except P1 and P42: OHHHH

by memed42 May 13, 2019


Life

People always get the wrong idea about life. Only because they're living life in the wrong way. Life is about taking chances, never being "normal", enjoying the moments you have. There's this question, that no body knows the answer to..." What is the meaning of life?" In my opinion, I think life's about putting yourself out there. You might get anxiety, but think about it this way. When your like, 70 years old, do you wanna look back on your life and be like, "I wish I asked that person out" or, "I wish I wasn't on my phone for most of my life", "I wish I wasn't always thinking negatively, then maybe I could have lived a better life". No ones alone in this world, but the only way to change your life, is if YOU do something about it.

Person 1: "Man, I wish I did that"
Person 2: "you just gotta put yourself out there. You only get one Life, might as well live it having great adventures."

by Unknown9246 August 16, 2019


life

a particularly retarded thing given to us so we can play Gta 5 and go to school and think about fucking thicc girls with tights leggings

life it can give me chub but also make me wanna hang myself

by i will put you in a noose February 27, 2020


Life

A waste of time

Man what a life

by billy66613420*67 March 19, 2019


Life

It’s shit

Life is shit all die

by Is a June 22, 2019