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chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015


Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022


Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017


meat flick

when autocorrect is drunk and autocorrects netflix to “meat flick”

“wow meat flick is more important than us” -feral gays

by feralgayslave September 8, 2021


Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis

Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas

by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017


aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

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wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008