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My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024


my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023


gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017


therapy god

one whose therapy level is over nine thousand.

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.

by The_hokage June 19, 2017


gods work

taking candy from children

im out at my little sisters birthday doing gods work”

by SmugV September 14, 2021


God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner November 1, 2021


Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol

by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022