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Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.
"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing
Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0
So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?
The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
when a guy puts a handwarmer between his sack and penis and innocently hands it off to a girl who is cold.
Haha I totally got Stephenie with the heat hand-off!
I got handed a board
I was about to text, but I got handed a board