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to stroke someone from the testicals to the tip of the cock
the world is stroken me from the nut and back
Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back
when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them
Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night
A thing (Some) dads say's...But yet the coward never came back maybe just wait until my 25th birthday he'll probably come back then, Right?
Dad: Yo I'll be back just gotta go get some gas for my truck
Kid: Okay dad be safe i love you...
Dad: uhuh...
*never comes back*
This is a line from The Terminator that became popular a little while after the movie was released. It was said by The Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger).
Terminator: I'll be back.
Cop at desk: *Stares*
*Terminator drives into the police station with a car and kills the cop*
It's a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs
Do you want me to give you a booty back ride?
When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.
Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.