chicken rat bull dump

The profanity-free version of bull shit.
A way to express how you feel if you find something unfair or stupid.

Teacher: You have detention with me all week!

Student: This is chicken rat bull dump!

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However you cook your chicken

An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.

John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.

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honey butter chicken biscuit

Something complete idiots say. Normally fat white lesbains

“Dang honey butter chicken biscuit”

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

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like being pecked to death by chickens

A steady stream of small, seemingly inconsequential or minor nuisances, which build up over a prolonged period of time and which, eventually, take their toll and exact a heavy price.

Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens.

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Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

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Operation Raw Chicken Wallet

A term for the act of coitus, which is a natural, zesty enterprise.

I totally had to launch Operation Raw Chicken Wallet with that girl I met at the bar.

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