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When your best friend fucks your girlfriend/wife, but you're ok with that and stay friends with both of them
-Did you know that Jack fucked Adam's girlfriend? Best part is, Adam still hang out with them.
-A classic canadian double-cross... What a cuck!
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The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
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At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.
I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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when someone double dog triple dares you to do something, you have to do it no matter what
ryan: I double dog triple dare you to ask her out
wills: dang it ryan, now I HAVE to ask her out no matter what
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To men one sitting on top of the other,while faceing each other, on a toilet seat takeing a dump while performing a double dutch rudder
I went into the truck stop bathroom to find in a stall with no doors 2 dudes doing a double dump dutch rudder
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One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.
After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."
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Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.
We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!
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