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Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her mouth.

Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him a Zerg Job yesterday??

by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024


glue job

When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.

Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.

by Sticky Fingers 1.0 November 30, 2017


Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM November 20, 2015


blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.

Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!

by ShivaSenpai August 31, 2022


job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)

I hate my job

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019


Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.

person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!

by AL_Mauri69 January 21, 2021


Job

many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch

random nigga: yo what up “job

Job: my name is pronounced “jobemy nigga

random nigga: damn.

by bingusbump January 14, 2019