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The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.
Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.
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Phenomenon when a guy comes into a new environment i.e. a new school or visiting a new town and all of the local women throw themselves at him sexually as a way of marking their own territory.
I love meeting girls when I'm away on vacation, they all seem to go through New Dick Syndrome (NDS)
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To fill the vaginal cavity with cream cheese, and then fuck it. Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, but without the shit.
Janet's boyfriend works at Einstein's, so she often gets New England hot pockets.
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The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.
Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday
James: Way to go dudeson
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The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.
Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.
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As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:
"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
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job center plus bunch of wankers , puppets on strings, the department of work and pensions has decided to victimise people out of work and cant get work by making them sit in front of computer 6 hrs a day 5 days a week .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,
It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .
job center new deal bunch of wankers puppets on strings .
victimising poor unemployed.
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