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A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.
Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
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national fake friends day is November 30th. it’s a day where people can post some fake ass friends on snap
national fake friends day is November 30th. it’s a day where people can post some fake ass friends on snap
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This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.
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1)A euphemism for the F-bomb
Man 1: I can't believe you dropped the "Four Letter Friend Getter" in public.
Man 2: I know, but he just made me so mad!!
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We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.
Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).
A popular joke within The Mandela Catalogue fandom
its just my friend Cesar Torres
"I feel like Cesar would be my freind, My friend Cesar Torres"- somebody on twitter I forgot who