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I knew she had a stubby cunt when I stuck the head in and she screamed, so I pulled out and shoved it up her ass and she screamed , some body finally gets me.
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Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.
It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.
Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.
Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.
Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
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when a guy gives anal or doggie style sex on a girl or when a guy kicks a girl to the curb.
As in football, the kicker has to punt the ball to score. So can a guy punt the cunt to pleasure a girl.
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Being a cancerous piece of shit that everyone wishes would just die immediately
"I swear if this kid quotes trump one more time ... he's such a green cunt
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N: A vagina that gets fecal matter in it, usually the result of a male pulling out his penis from his partner's anus, then immediately inserting it into his partner's vagina.
"I was so drunk last night, I forgot to change my condom when switching from the stink to the pink. When we where done, she had one nasty shit-cunt."
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A term used to describe a ladies monthly cycle.... CAUTION! it's use may cause offence/death.
Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....
Guy 2: Lame...
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How someone's face looks whilst performing cunnilingus from the receiver's perspective.
I love his cunt face.....
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