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A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
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A really horrible, smelly fart done by a dirty old woman.
Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk really bad.
Man: You dirty slut.
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See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
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When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.
Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.
Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart
Mike: That is one
Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart
Mike: that is two Duck, damn
Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart
League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
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A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
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n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.
(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
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